Thursday, March 1, 2012

Equal, equal!

Sometimes when I leave for work in the morning I find myself insanely jealous of my cat. While I'm off to work she gets to curl up into a giant ball of sleeping fur.

And then I remember that I get to use toilet paper and she has to wipe her ass with her tongue.

Funny how life always has a way of leveling the playing field...

3 comments:

Moira said...

Ah, well said :) I'd probably choose work as the alternative to that... ;)

Nancy said...

Yep. I'd say you win, too.

Karina said...

You know, I've often said in my next life I wouldn't mind being reincarnate as a cat who has it as good as one of mine. Now that you've brought this toilet paper issue to the forefront though I'm not sure if I'll be casually tossing that out. That and the thought of how many times has this poor cat been subjected to chubby people's nudity in my home? Damn, now I'm thinking my cats have it tough - or at least bad enough to require some therapy.